we're chasing vodka with high fives
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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