I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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