So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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