Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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