Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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