i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
3 2 1 whiskey
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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