If i come over, it means nothing
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Randomize
