What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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