Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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