if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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