I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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