no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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