I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
