i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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