theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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