i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He? As in you personified your dick?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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