Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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