I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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