THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
