Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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