Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he thought i was a dude.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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