I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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