So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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