even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I forgot how hot balto sounded
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Be still, my beating vagina.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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