I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We need to get me chipped asap
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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