Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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