are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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