a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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