If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
worst night to have a conscience
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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