Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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