nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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