I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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