Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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