She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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