I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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