I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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