People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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