she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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