physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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