K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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