A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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