That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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