yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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