Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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