I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
