I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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