Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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