no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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