wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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