Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
We are two peas in an std pod
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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